Once, again, Mr. Punch, with my help, is offering up a true Victorian riddle. The first person to answer correctly--by posting in the comments--will receive public congratulations.
So, here's this week's riddle. We ask that you don't Google the answer. Mr. Punch would not find that sporting at all. Give it a shot and see what you can come up with. Here we go... No cheating...
So, here's this week's riddle. We ask that you don't Google the answer. Mr. Punch would not find that sporting at all. Give it a shot and see what you can come up with. Here we go... No cheating...
Can you explain how long cows should be milked?
And the answer is...
In the same way you'd milk a short cow.
Bravo for the wealth of amusing, if not salty, answers today. You're a fine and witty lot, you are. Come back next Friday for another of Mr Punch's Puzzles!
22 comments:
I know a lot about cows. They'll let you know when to stop, but you've got to work for it first.
If anyone would know, it's you.
The only cow I know ran dry years ago. Now she does sits around my house and critcizes me.
To whom could you be referring, Gene?
Until is smokes a cigarette.
You stop when you run out of cookies.
Nothin' like warm milk straight from the tap to wash down some chocolate chips.
For as long as they don't MMMMooooooove away,
When you get to the cream.
Gross, again.
Until she jumps over the moon.
And the dish runs away with the spork.
Long enough to end the milk shortage.
That's a long time.
Until her bell rings.
More cowbell!
Until it beHOOVES you to stop,
Ahhhhh...well done.
You stop when udderly convenient.
Oy.
Stop when she wants to cud-dle.
I repeat, "oy."
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