Friday, June 15, 2012

Mr. Punch's Puzzles: The Riddle of the Week










Once, again, Mr. Punch, with my help, is offering up a true Victorian riddle.  The first person to answer correctly--by posting in the comments--will receive public congratulations.  

So, here's this week's riddle.  We ask that you don't Google the answer.  Mr. Punch would not find that sporting at all.  Give it a shot and see what you can come up with.  Here we go... No cheating...


Thirty-two white creatures
Upon a red hill.
They stamp and then champ
And then they stand still.

What are they?



UPDATED:


And, the answer is...TEETH!
Many thanks to all those who answered.  We had some really clever and wonderful answers tonight.  Special mention to Dashwood, Darcy, April and Shawn for their witty responses.  Come back next Friday for another of Mr. Punch's Puzzles.










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26 comments:

April said...

I think the answer. Is obvious. It's wolves in sheep's clothing. They are undercover to bust the cartel.

Joseph Crisalli said...

Yes, I guess that was obvious. To you.

Sam P said...

That's not the answer Apri. It's 32 albinos in Georgia. Looking for meth from sheep.

Shawn said...

No, no...It's the apocolypse...32 meth-addicted zombie sheep and the hill is red with the blood of their victims...the one-winged hens! And, yes, they got Phyllis.

Joseph Crisalli said...

Poor Phyllis!

Darcy said...

It's 31 awesome white cashmere goats with their lawyer (a albino chicken from Georgia?) standing silently in solidarity and charging 31 meth-addicted sheep and one one-winged chicken with selling counterfeit pashminas.

Joseph Crisalli said...

Another brilliant answer from Darcy. Brilliant, and incredibly thorough! Well done!

Carolyn said...

They're the men in white coats who come after me from time to time.

Joseph Crisalli said...

Careful with them, Carolyn--especially if they try to trim your fingernails.

Barb said...

Are they tombstones?

Joseph Crisalli said...

I certainly hope not.

Matt said...

White creatures............all I can think of is Bertie dogs. That would be cute.

Joseph Crisalli said...

That would be cute. And slightly dangerous. They would overwhelm a person.

Kathy said...

Rain clouds?

Joseph Crisalli said...

Interesting idea, Kathy.

Marsha said...

They are cotton balls.

Joseph Crisalli said...

Taking off your makeup must be painful for you, then.

Angelo said...

I think it's gotta be sheep.

Joseph Crisalli said...

According to April.

Anonymous said...

Rabid marshmallows on a bowl of spaghetti.

Joseph Crisalli said...

That makes perfect sense, too.

Gene said...

Is it a fence? A picket fence.

Joseph Crisalli said...

Well, no.

Dashwood said...

I think that April was close to correct. But it is 32 meth-addicted sheep who go off their program, take percocet and rum and then disguise themselves in sheep's clothing thinking the police wouldn't recognize them. Then they climb on top of a giant stuper-induced vision of a meatball and rehearse "One" from "A Chorus Line"

Perfectly logical.

Book Gurl said...

I think it's ghosts.

Joseph Crisalli said...

Dashwood...I tnink you're very close. Not to the answer, but close to something.