Monday, December 24, 2012

Twas the Night Before Christmas, Stalking the Belle Époque Style






Twas the night before Christmas, about 10:30
When Joseph was nestled next to his Bertie
The two had packed a nice Christmas hamper
With goodies to bring to "Grandma" and "Grandpa."

The Bertie Dog was snoring like a freight train
And Joseph was dreaming of George the Fifth's Reign
Within the dim house the chandeliers glistened
And though he was sleeping, Bertie still listened.

When out from the porch, they heard some faint scratching,
And they both wondered what Stumpy was hatching.
Through the window, they saw a bloke with a hunch,
And knew at once, it was their dear Mr. Punch.

"You there, my Chum, with the face sort of pale,
Did you know that your poor cat has no tail?"
With a soft blanket and a pat on the head
Our dear Mr. Punch made Stumpy Cat a bed.



And as he came inside, that puppet so wise
Said, "Merry Christmas to my two favorite guys.
You see, all creatures should know that on this fine night...
That someone will always make sure they're all right."

"Doggies and kitties and fat fishes that swim,
Horses and lizards, and big monkeys so grim.
Why! Even you humans with all of your hair,
Must always remember that someone should care."

With Joseph's sure nod and a wag of Bert's tail,
They retired to share a glass of wassail
And finding that no one still has such a drink
They gobbled fine cookies 'til they could not think.

And then, back to bed, sure that nothing could fail
Bertie, Punch, Joseph and the cat with no tail
Knew that they should wish, from their heads to their socks,
"Yes, Happy Christmas from Stalking the Belle Époque."




16 comments:

Matt said...

Love it! Merry Christmas!

Joseph Crisalli said...

Merry Christmas to you, Matt.

Carolyn said...

Merry Christmas!

Joseph Crisalli said...

Same to you, Carolyn.

Gene said...

Merry Christmas to all of you!

Joseph Crisalli said...

Thanks, Gene.

Angelo said...

Merry Christmas, history Dude and to your cool dog.

Joseph Crisalli said...

Angelo, I hope Santa brings you a puppy.

Barb said...

Merry Christmas!

Joseph Crisalli said...

Thank you, Barb

Sam P said...

That was fun! Merry Christmas!

Joseph Crisalli said...

Thanks, Sam! I hope you have a great day!

Darcy said...

Happy Christmas to all and and to all a good night!

Joseph Crisalli said...

Thanks, Darcy! Same to you!

Shawn said...

Merry, Happy Christmas!!

Joseph Crisalli said...

Thank yu, Shawn!