Once, again, Mr. Punch, with my help, is offering up a true Victorian riddle. The first person to answer correctly--by posting in the comments--will receive public congratulations.
So, here's this week's riddle. We ask that you don't Google the answer. Mr. Punch would not find that sporting at all. Give it a shot and see what you can come up with. Here we go... No cheating...
So, here's this week's riddle. We ask that you don't Google the answer. Mr. Punch would not find that sporting at all. Give it a shot and see what you can come up with. Here we go... No cheating...
Why is a bad cold like a great humiliation?
And, the answer is...
BECAUSE BOTH BRING A MAN TO HIS SNEEZE. (HIS KNEES).
I think I rather regret picking this riddle today. But, you all made lemons out of lemonade...or something...and came up with some really clever answers. Come back next Friday for another of Mr. Punch's Puzzles. I'll try to make the next one a little less...stupid.
19 comments:
Because it's snot fun.
And, we are off to a fine start.
Both make your cheeks red.
Very true.
Both leave you blowing.
Huh?
Because both make you want to pull the covers over your head?
Good answer.
Each is gentler than my mother in law.
Poor Gene.
Both make you drip.
Each one is improved by rum.
Perhaps.
You gotta have tissues for both.
True.
Either can make for comments on twitter, Facebook orTMZ.
That's true!
Either makes you hot.
Could be.
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