“Ya done well, Girl.” Marie Laveau whooped as she pounded Nellie on the back.
“I know.” Nellie smiled, her scar crinkling like an angry snake as she pulled her lips back. “I did.”
Nellie gently handed the baby to Marie who held it, wriggling, in the air. “He’s a fine lookin’ little one, ain’t he?”
“He looks like his uncle—all that chestnut hair.” Nellie shrugged.
“How’d the boys do?” Marie asked.
“Surprisingly well.” Nellie nodded as she poured herself a glass of wine and sat down at Marie’s table. “You’d never have guessed that they were colored. They sounded for all the world like two Englishmen.”
“I done taught ‘em well. See, I don’t just dress the hair of them wealthy women in the Garden District for nothin’. What they don’t realize is that Ol’ Marie is studyin’ them but good. What I learn, I pass down to my folk. Ain’t no harm in that?”
“They’re quick studies.” Nellie replied, talking another swig of wine.
“So, what of that Mama Routhe and the French woman? Did you cut ‘em?” Marie asked.
“No need.” Nellie laughed. “Adrienne fell like a sack of gravel the moment I pushed her. As for the other one, she was too frightened to put up a fight.”
“So, they’re both livin’?” Marie frowned.
“Sure, they are.” Nellie shrugged. “I didn’t see any reason for bloodshed.”
“Them folk got a way of coming back at ya.” Marie shook her head.
“Believe me, they’ll never find this child.” Nellie smiled. “Or me.” She gulped another mouthful of wine. “You aim to keep your promise to me, don’t ya?”
“I do.” Marie said. “I ain’t never gone back on a promise.”
“Good.” Nellie sighed.
“Right now, though,” Marie continued. “You gotta finish the remainder o’ your end of it.”
“I will.” Nellie nodded.
“No. Right now.” Marie said firmly.
“Fine,” Nellie snorted. “Where is the Italian man?”
“He’s in the far back bedroom. Got the bleedin’ stopped. He’ll be expectin’ ya.” Marie winked.
“Very well,” Nellie grunted, rising from the table.
“That’s my girl.” Marie grinned.
Once Nellie had left the room, Marie sat in the already warm chair that the scarred woman had just vacated. She cradled the baby in her arms.
“Poor little thing,” Marie cooed. “Don’t know that ya got the blood of a lunatic in your veins. Well, we’ll just get all the sickness right out of you.”
At that very moment, in the mists of the French Quarter, Mr. Punch took a deep breath and threw up his hands helplessly. “What do you mean that Arthur ain’t Colin’s father? Who else?”
“Not Arthur,” Barbara wept.
“Well, Good Lord, Barbara! How many men were you with?” Punch moaned.
Barbara looked at Arthur who grinned.
“Coo!” Punch shouted. “What’s goin’ on? You’re startin’ to make me angry, you are. And, you know how I get when I’m angry. I wanna hit people with sticks and such. So, let’s just get to talkin’ so I don’t have to find somethin’ to hit you with.”
“It was a game to her, Your Grace.” Arthur said with a mock respectfulness in his voice.
“What was, Arthur?” Punch hissed.
“I’d bring fellas to her.” Arthur nodded. “She loved it. They’d give me a little somethin’ for my trouble and for the pleasure of…”
“I understand.” Punch interrupted him. “At least, I think I do. Hell, I don’t know how all that sort of thing works. My head was carved from wood. But, that don’t got nothin’ to do with this, I ‘spose.” Punch sighed. “Well, if I am understandin’ this correctly, what you describe ain’t no game, it’s what’s called…errr…what’s it? What that Ogress does. Whorin’! Was you a prostitute even before you came to America?”
Barbara sobbed loudly.
“In your mum’s house?” Punch shook his head. “With all the servants watchin’.”
“Not all of the servants.” Arthur winked.
“Shut yer gob!” Punch spat. He cleared his throat, “but among them men, you also…well, didn’t you Arthur?”
“Sure, often.” Arthur nodded.
“So how do you know you ain’t the baby’s father?” Punch asked. “Not that I’m eager for you to be. In fact, I’d like it better if you weren’t.”
“See, Your Grace,” Arthur began.
“Oh, quit callin’ me, ‘Your Grace,’” Punch growled. “You know well enough I ain’t nobody’s grace. You know I’m not the Duke, but someone jus’ usin’ his body, so don’t demean me with your false charm! Just tell the truth for a change!”
“Fine, you loon.” Arthur shrugged. “I can’t father no children. Got kicked by a mule when I was…”
“Never mind.” Punch waved his hand in the air. “I don’t want to know ‘bout your soft parts.” He looked at Barbara. “So, why’s this a problem for you? Ain’t like you didn’t know what he was doin’ when he brought men to visit ya. So what if he ain’t the baby’s father? Only serves to make sure the little fella ain’t gonna grow up to be evil.”
“Don’t you understand?” Barbara moaned.
“Now, would I be standin’ here in the fog askin’ you questions if I understood?” Punch mumbled.
“He lied to me!” Barbara cried.
“And this is surprising why?” Punch squinted.
“Oh, I know he’s a cad and no good. But, the one thing that I always thought was that he’d tell me the truth. Me! Well, when I became with child, he insisted it was his and told me that if I loved him, I’d follow his directions. He’s the one that insisted that I sell the child because he couldn’t raise it.”
“Ah.” Punch nodded sarcastically.. “So, if you’d thought the baby was someone else’s, you’d have not put him in a sack and brought him to America to sell?”
Barbara looked at Mr. Punch, dumbfounded.
“Well, that’s what you did! No sense in usin’ pretty words to describe it.” Punch shook his head. He turned to Arthur, “And you? Why? Why tell her such a thing now?”
“She kept calling it ‘our’ baby. I just couldn’t bear to hear it any longer.”
Punch’s cheeks flushed with anger and he took a step backward.
“I’m gonna start hittin’ people.” Punch muttered to himself. “I just know I am.” He raised his voice. “Listen to me! I’m done with the whole lot of ya! Arthur, you’re just a monster! You there—whatever your name is. I don’t know you, but you just look stupid and I don’t like you. And, you, Barbara. This is all your fault in the first place! If you weren’t so wild and reckless, we’d not be here. But, no. You had to go be a slut and a thief! And, all this time, I been sayin’ that I gotta keep the promise that me master made to his dead beast of a mum. Well, I don’t! Rot here! The lot of ya! I’m goin’ to get that baby whether he’s born of Arthur or jolly Prince Albert! I don’t care! He’s mine now, see! Mine and Robert’s. I’m through with all of this!”
Punch continued to rant, turning his attention to Arthur. “Very well, you rascal. You tell your ginger girl that she can bloody well keep that diamond. I don’t care! Me master’s got a trunk full of diamonds, and most of ‘em aren’t even blue! Which—I don’t know—must mean somethin’, I guess. Keep it! Kill each other over it! Do whatever you want! Barbara, get out of my house. I want you gone by the time I get back!”
“If that’s what you want,” Barbara said, wiping her eyes.
“Yes!” Punch shouted. “Now, get out of my sight all of ya before I rip a tree from the ground and start hittin’ people with it!”
With that, Mr. Punch turned and walked in the direction he suspected Marjani and Robert had gone. As he walked, he muttered, “All I wanted was to be nice and kind. Came all the way to America and got burned and shot and cut and sick and treated badly. Meanwhile, them fools are all cryin’ over stuff they done to themselves and makin’ trouble where there don’t need to be any.”
Arthur, Barbara and Gerry stood in silence, listening to Punch chatter as he walked away.
“He really is barmy,” Gerard muttered.
“Shut up.” Arthur spat. He looked at Barbara. “Looks like you don’t got nowhere to go. Wanna come with us, Pet?”
“Why would I want to do that?” Barbara said stiffly.
“You’re still my wife.” Arthur nodded.
“I have something else entirely in mind.” Barbara hissed.
Did you miss Chapters 1-275? If so, you can read them here.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Card of the Day: The Marriage of the Duke of York
The Duke of York, son of King George V and Mary of Teck, known to the family as “Bertie,” was the second in line to the throne following the death of his father. “Bertie” never really expected to be King, and, in fact, didn’t really want to be—preferring a quiet life. When he married Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon in 1923, they embarked on a simple life of family-time and public service which the shy Prince found comfortable. However, his brother, The Prince of Wales, had other ideas for his own life and, as we know, famously abdicating the throne, leaving “Bertie” to become King George VI.
The seventeenth in the series of Wills Cigarette Cards commemorating the Silver Jubilee of King George V and Queen Mary depicts the procession of the marriage of the future King George VI to the future Queen Mother.
The reverse of the card reads:
THE MARRIAGE OF THE DUKE OF YORK
The King’s second son, The Duke of York, and Lady Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon, youngest daughter of the Earl of Strathmore, were married at Westminster Abbey on April 26, 1923. The bride drove with her father from Bruton Street to the Abbey in closed carriage, but on the return journey, the crowds along Piccadilly and Constitution Hill, cheering and showering confetti, saw her radiant and smiling at her husband’s side. The two were acclaimed anew on the balcony of Buckingham Palace where 123 guests attended the Wedding Breakfast. The last act of Lady Elizabeth before her marriage was to lay her bridal bouquet on the grave of the Unknown Warrior.
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| The Royal Collection |
Object of the Day: A Mother-of-Pearl Fleur-de-lis Stickpin
I purchased this stickpin several years ago because I like all things mother-of-pearl and the fleur-de-lis is one of my favorite shapes. On a pin of ten karat gold, a metal armature has been lined with shimmering mother-of-pearl in the shape of a fleur-de-lis.
I’m unsure of the date and origin of this stickpin. Comparing it to others in my collection, my guess is that it’s English and dates to the Edwardian era or slightly later, from the reign of King George V. The head of the pin is rather large, so, most likely, it was meant to be worn lower on the scarf or tie. This leads me to believe that it was designed to adorn a the narrower ties which had become the fashion of the late 1910’s.
Happy “Gotcha Day,” Bertie!
Nine years ago, a little West Highland White Terrier named “Toby,” came into my Texas home from a rescue shelter in Oklahoma. He was told that his name was now, “Bertie,” and he answered to it immediately. While something of a rascal for those first few weeks, he mellowed a lot, and grew—a lot. Now, he’s my best friend, my little boy and my great joy.
I’m quite blessed to have Bertie in my life, to be able to spend each day with him, and to learn from his simple wisdom. So, happy “Gotcha Day,” Bertie! The reality is, you really got me.
If you are in a position to adopt a pet, I'd recommend that you contact a local shelter or rescue agency. There are many pets like Bertie who just want a loving home. In return, you will be given the purest happiness and love.
The One Hundredth Anniversary of the Coronation of King George V and Queen Mary
On June 22, 1911, King George V and Queen Mary celebrated their coronation. Little did they know that they would be leading the Empire through some of the most turbulent times in its history. King George V’s dedication to his people and to Britain was fierce and Queen Mary’s interest in preserving the arts has allowed many generations to enjoy the mastery and workmanship of bygone days.
One hundred years later, we still celebrate their wondrous reign and remember their many contributions.
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| The Coronation The Royal Collection |
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Unusual Artifacts: Cover for “The Queen & Prince Albert Polka,” 1840
| The Queen & Prince Albert Polka 1840 Color Lithograph After John Brandard, Artist M. & N. Hanhart, Lithographer The Victoria & Albert Museum |
Here, we see the cover from the sheet music for a popular song written in time for the wedding—“The Queen & Prince Albert Polka.” The cover depicts Queen Victoria in a white gown wearing the sash of the Order of the Garter, as one does when one polkas, and Prince Albert in a very handsome red military jacket with epaulettes. They look out to the viewer as if to entreat them to join in the festivities. A border of gold, scrolled foliage surrounds the image and title.
It’s very cute. I want it.
Her Majesty’s Furniture: Prince Albert’s Casket, 1871
| Casket Glass, Ebony, Silver Gilt 1871 The Victoria & Albert Museum |
This little beauty was created in 1871 to display Prince Albert’s season ticket for the Great Exhibition of 1851. Albert and his wife, the Queen, were much excited about the Great Exhibition and enjoyed it immensely, thrilled with the works of the British people and, also, using it as an opportunity to shop—an activity that they both fancied. The casket was also meant to house two volumes about the life of the Prince Consort as well as the records of his public addresses.
It’s especially important since Prince Albert was vital in starting the project for the exhibition and the Queen was adamant that her dearly departed husband’s contributions should be forever remembered. Per the Queen’s instructions, the casket is surmounted by figures representing Learning, Science and Philosophy. F. W. Moody (1824–86) designed the casket, O. Gibbons modeled it, and G. Franchi cast and chased the figures and silver gilding.
All that said, I can’t quite figure out what happened to the important contents it was designed to hold, but they don’t appear to be anywhere near it if they ever made it in there in the first place. Nevertheless, the casket, empty though it is, is rightfully in the V&A, looking very pretty and mildly creepy—just as the best things do.
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