Friday, April 27, 2012

Mr. Punch's Puzzles: The Riddle of the Week




Once, again, Mr. Punch, with my help, is offering up a true Victorian riddle.  The first person to answer correctly--by posting in the comments--will receive public congratulations.  

So, here's this week's riddle.  We ask that you don't Google the answer.  Mr. Punch would not find that sporting at all.  Give it a shot and see what you can come up with.  Here we go... No cheating...



Why cannot the man in the moon get married?





UPDATE:


The answer is...



Because he gets only a quarter a week and he needs that to get full.

Congratulations to Shawn for coming the closest to the answer!  Thanks to all who participated.  You've made this a fun feature.  Check for another of Mr. Punch's Puzzles on next Friday!


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20 comments:

April said...

Because except in Wisconsin, a mixed marriage between cheese and woman is illegal.

Joseph Crisalli said...

I didn't know that, April. Thanks for the information. Let's look for some other answers, too.

Matt said...

Because he melts when he's in love......because he's cheese.

Joseph Crisalli said...

I think it's interesting that you guys still think the moon is made of cheese. An amusing answer, Matt. Just not the one I was looking for.

Barb said...

Because he's green with jealousy.

Joseph Crisalli said...

More cheese answers...hmmmm...

Carolyn said...

Because he's blue and saw me standin' alone.

Joseph Crisalli said...

Without a dream in your heart? Without a love of your own?

April said...

Because he has a record for lewd behavior after he was caught mooning. No woman would have him then.

Joseph Crisalli said...

I never considered the moon's posterior before, April.

Sam P said...

Because he's so self-centered. Get it? He spins around. And, then, when he's not spinning, he's revolving around the earth. Who can compete with that?

Joseph Crisalli said...

This is an interesting thought process, Sam--the idea of the moon as an unfocussed narcissist.

Mark said...

Because he's FULL of himself.

Joseph Crisalli said...

Close, Mark.

Angelo said...

Because he hits your eye like a big pizza pie.

Joseph Crisalli said...

We have a very musical group today--filled with cheese imagery.

Gene said...

Because he eclipses the sun.

Joseph Crisalli said...

Clever, Gene.

Shawn said...

Because most of the time, he's only a QUARTER or HALF interested... :)

Joseph Crisalli said...

Shawn--you're very close. So, I'm going to call this week's riddle to a close.

The answer is...

"Because he gets only a quarter a week and he needs that to get full."

Thanks everyone! And, congratulations to Shawn!