Once, again, Mr. Punch, with my help, is offering up a true Victorian riddle. The first person to answer correctly--by posting in the comments--will receive public congratulations.
So, here's this week's riddle. We ask that you don't Google the answer. Mr. Punch would not find that sporting at all. Give it a shot and see what you can come up with. Here we go... No cheating...
Why
are cats like unskillful surgeons?
And, the answer is...
Because
they mew-till-late (mutilate), and destroy patients (patience).
Isn't that just priceless? Oh, for fun. Actually, you guys came up with some really clever and amusing answers today. Well done! Special mention to April Matt, Sam P, Shawn, Carolyn, Darcy, Dashwood, Gene, Angelo, and Barb. Excellent responses! Come back next Friday for another of Mr. Punch's Puzzles!
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