Once, again, Mr. Punch, with my help, is offering up a true Victorian riddle. The first person to answer correctly--by posting in the comments--will receive public congratulations.
So, here's this week's riddle. We ask that you don't Google the answer. Mr. Punch would not find that sporting at all. Give it a shot and see what you can come up with. Here we go... No cheating...
Why are cats like unskillful surgeons?
And, the answer is...
Because they mew-till-late (mutilate), and destroy patients (patience).
Isn't that just priceless? Oh, for fun. Actually, you guys came up with some really clever and amusing answers today. Well done! Special mention to April Matt, Sam P, Shawn, Carolyn, Darcy, Dashwood, Gene, Angelo, and Barb. Excellent responses! Come back next Friday for another of Mr. Punch's Puzzles!
26 comments:
They both steal prescription drugs. Filthy, filthy cats. Almost as bad as sheep. Almost.
Almost.
Both scam insurance companies.
Not a lot of feline love here.
Both give one paws......get it? Pause! Hahahaha!
I'm proud, Matt.
They'll both mangle a cooler of kidneys.
Charming.
Because they'll tear your flesh indiscrimately and then throw up in your slippers.
Naturally.
Especially the latter.
They both go to sub-standard med schools and finish at the bottom of their classes and never have enough malpractice insurance .
That's very true.
Cats are more a-mew-sing than any doctor I ever met.
Oh, Barb...you slay me.
Cat plastic surgeons are the worse. Look at Priscilla Presley.
That explains a lot.
They both use catgut. Differently of course.
Both start with a scratch.
Ha! Yay for Gene!
Both use litter boxes.
Which is what one seeks in a surgeon.
You can never be sure that either one hasn't had a "nip!" Ha!
By the way, I love Friday's because of Mr. Punch's Puzzles! Great answers today and Matt's made me laught out loud! Such fun! :)
Ha! Catnip! Wonderful! And who doesn't love a drunk surgeon?
The only difference is that the surgeon wont eat your face after you die.
You hope.
And, to Anonymous...yes, they do.
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