Object of the Day, Caption Contest: The Ghost of Pyle's Pearline

Click image to see her ghostly face more closely.

Perhaps is she didn’t have her hands at her sides, holding out her dress like that—perhaps, then, she wouldn’t look so spectral. I know she’s just a neatly-dressed little girl. But, there’s something about her, like most Pyle’s Pearline promotional printed products, that’s just on on the other side of spooky. So, let’s see what the back of this little haint says.

One 

of the

Thousands 

of 

Testimonials 

for 

PEARLINE. 

EXTRAORDINARY CLEANSER. 

If our women readers could only 

understand what a convenience 

economy and thorough cleanser 

“Pyle’s Pealine” is, they would never 

use anything else. It is pure and free from 

any injurious ingredient. It is economical 

because only the requisite quantity is used at 

a time. While soap may slip from the fingers 

and be lost in the water to dissolve, Pearline 

is used only in quantities required. It is bet- 

ter adapted for cleansing around the house 

than any known article. It is more conven- 

ient than anything ever discovered, and it is 

as suitable for the most delicate lace or the 

finest linen as for the dirtiest horse-blanket, 

and it will make either as “clean as a 

whistle” in short order. All grocers sell 

it, and if the reader don’t know of it 

she may take our word for it. 

(From the New York Press.)

Well, that didn't make a whole lot of sense, did it? I suppose it's because she's a ghost.

So, what's this spoooooky little girl trying to tell us?  Let's have a caption contest to see your thoughts.  Answers in the comments section, please.