Showing posts with label Chapter 54. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chapter 54. Show all posts

Thursday, February 6, 2014

A Recipe for Punch, Chapter 54





Chapter 54
Not with Metal


"Your Grace, this door ain't locked."  Gamilla shook her head.  "Not with metal, it ain't."

"I don't understand."  Punch squinted.

"I done tried the key you gave me.  It don't work."  Gamilla answered.

"Only that's the master key.  It oughta open all the doors in the house."

"Don't open this one."  Gamilla replied.

Punch stepped back.  "Come away from the door, Gamilla."

"Yes, Your Grace."

"I'm going to try the door in your sitting room again, Auntie Morgana."  Punch said as calmly as he could.

"It will not bu...budge, Punch."  Morgana shook her head.  

"Miss Morgana is right, Your Grace."  Gamilla nodded.

"Only we gotta get outta here.  I gotta see 'bout Colin!"  Punch exclaimed nervously.

Gamilla closed her eyes.  "Master Colin is safe."

"Are you sure?"  Punch asked.

"I am."  Gamilla replied.  "It ain't young Colin she wants."

"She?"  Punch placed his hand over his mouth.  "Not?"

"Your...your mother."  Morgana whispered.

"Yes, Your Grace."  Gamilla nodded.  "Her spirit is angry."

"She oughta be pleased.  She's been taken out o' that cupboard in put in the crypt, nice 'n' proper as she shoulda been from the start.  She should be at peace.  Before she was hangin' there like bacon."

"No.  She considered it a reliquary--a place to be revered, and a place where..."  Gamilla stopped.

"Where?"  Punch asked.

"It can't be so."  Gamilla shook her head.

"Go on, Gamilla."  Punch urged.

"Where she could wait to live again.  Now, she's with the dead, and she's angry."

"Folk don't get to come back once they been dead."  Punch spat.  "That isn't the way it works."  He looked around the room.  "And, lockin' livin' folk in rooms isn't gonna change that none, it isn't!"

"She ain't here, Your Grace."  Gamilla responded.

"Where is she?"  Punch asked.

"She's gone to the crypt."  Gamilla answered, shutting her eyes again.

"Robert!"  Punch exclaimed.  "And, Gerry and Charles."

"They're trapped, too."  Gamilla nodded.

Punch hurried to the windows of Morgana's room.

"Punch, what are you thinking?"  Morgana went to her nephew's side.  "The fall would...kill you."

"I dunno."  Punch sniffed.  "Gamilla, try the bell again.  See if we can't get someone to come up here."

"Yes, Your Grace."  Gamilla answered.  She tried the bell-pull again, but it still wouldn't move.

"Is there nothing we can do?"  Punch moaned.  "Aside from banging on the door?"

"There is something."  Gamilla replied.  "If you're willing to risk it."



Did you miss Chapters 1-53 of A Recipe for Punch?  If so, you can read them here.  Come back tomorrow for Chapter 55.





Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Mr. Punch of Belgrave Square, Chapter 54


Chapter 54: 
We are Amused 


You had to go and tell the Queen that I’d perform a puppet show for her,” Mr. Punch grunted as the carriage clattered toward Buckingham Palace.

“Some people falsely confess to murder, some people promote traditional English puppetry.” Robert winked. “We each have a calling. This is mine.”

“Oh, I see.” Mr. Punch frowned. “Try to do something to keep you outta prison and this is what I get.”

“Dear Punch, how is this an issue? You perform a puppet show every day.” Robert chuckled.

“Sure—for Colin and Dog Toby.” Punch sputtered. “Not for the Queen and Prince Consort.”

“Not to mention the Royal children.” Robert teased.

“Bugger!” Punch snorted. “I forgot ‘bout them. How many are there now?”

“Seven,” Robert grinned. “Princess Victoria, Prince Bertie, Princess Alice, Prince Alfred, Princess Helena, Princess Louise and Prince Arthur.”

“You don’t ‘spose they’ll wanna see the puppet show?”

“No.” Robert shook his head sarcastically. “I’m sure that the seven children in the house aren’t going to want to watch the Duke of Fallbridge perform a puppet show for them.”

“Can’t even do a proper show!” Punch moaned. “Only got two puppets! What’s it gonna be? Mr. Punch talkin’ to Dog Toby? How interestin’ is that?”

“I don’t know.” Robert laughed. “It’s interesting to me. I’ve spent many an hour watching my human Mr. Punch talk to our very real Dog Toby. I find it amusing. I imagine the same thing performed with puppets would be good for at least half an hour of entertainment.”

Mr. Punch scowled. “You gonna be the bottler?”

“If need be.” Robert smiled. He playfully poked Punch’s ribs. “You know, dear Punch, you don’t fool me. I can see through all of your muttering and grumbling. You’re pleased with how all of this has developed.”

“Maybe.” Mr. Punch raised an eyebrow. “Never thought I’d have to tell Her Majesty ‘bout…well…’bout me.”

“Nor I.” Robert replied.

“Still, she took it well.” Punch finally smiled. “Who’d think it? The Queen acted like it weren’t anythin’ unusual at all. Like it’s every day what a Duke tells her that he’s got another man livin’ in his body with him.”

“I think Her Majesty has seen much of human behavior. Though she spent her formative years basically a prisoner in Kensington Palace, the entire scope of human drama played out before her young eyes. I’m quite sure that at this point in her life there’s little which would surprise her. She’s so fond of you, dear Punch—fonder still, I think, of Punch than she even was of Julian. I noticed, I must confess, that she has a part of her personality which is rather child-like. Much like you. In many ways, I think she delights in playful things. I find it charming.”

Punch laughed. “Her Majesty finds you charming, too, Dr. Halifax.”

“True. But, it’s not surprising. I am adorable.” Robert winked.

“You think?” Punch teased

“You like me.” Robert answered, feigning offense. “Don’t you?”

“A little,” Punch nodded.

“Though I must say, you didn’t always.” Robert grinned.

“Not true.” Punch answered sincerely. “I always loved you. I loved you from the very start. It were Julian what didn’t like you so much. But, I can’t say as I blame him. After all, the first he knew of you, you were sayin’ odd things like he had another man’s mind within his own. That’s gonna be difficult to hear even if the words are comin’ from a face as handsome as yours.”

Robert nodded. “Julian likes me now, though. Yes?”

“He does.” Punch smiled. “Not to worry.”

“Punch,” Robert asked hesitantly. “He speaks to you. Doesn’t he?”

“He does.” Punch sighed. “Not so much as he used to. To be sure, I’ve not heard him in several days.”

“When he does speak, does he ever mention me?”

“Yes.” Punch patted Robert’s hand. “Course he does, chum. He loves you, too. I were only teasin’ before. Still, I gotta say, ain’t no one what cares for you more than I.”

“I don’t doubt that.” Robert nodded.

“Coo!” Punch grinned, pointing out the carriage window. “We’re here already.”

Robert cleared his throat. “I never imagined that I would visit the palace once let alone become a regular visitor.”

“Not just a visitor, chum.” Punch declared proudly. “One who were commanded to come by the Queen herself.”

Robert wiped his palms on his breeches. “I’m going to examine the Queen.”

“Maybe it’s best that when you do, you don’t think of her as the Queen. Maybe you’d best think that she’s just any other patient.”

“Perhaps.” Robert said nervously. “I’ll worry about that when the time comes.”

Punch took Robert’s hand. “Here, chum. Don’t be scared. I’m here. And though I won’t be in the room when you examine Her Majesty, know I’m nearby. ‘Sides, she’ll be in a good humor after me puppet show, she will.”

“Admit it, dear Punch.” Robert exhaled. “You’re rather enjoying the idea of performing for the Queen and the Royal Family.”

“Sure.” Punch winked. “But, most of all, chum, I’m glad that Her Majesty is goin’ to help protect our family. That’s all the matters to me. So, if I gotta do a thousand puppet shows for that to happen, I’ll do ‘em.”

Robert smiled as Hutchinson opened the carriage door and helped his masters out.

Punch straightened his back and arranged his face into the noble expression he’d adapted to look less like a wild puppet man and more like the Duke of Fallbridge as two liveried footmen guided them through the palace.

Queen Victoria greeted her guests—looking pained, but in good spirits. Her Majesty’s eyes twinkled when she spotted the basket which Mr. Punch carried.

“Your Majesty,” Punch and Robert said as they bowed after being announced.

“They’re in there, yes?” Queen Victoria said brightly, pointing to the basket.

“They are, Your Majesty.” Mr. Punch said.

Waving her hands to dismiss the footmen, the Queen stepped forward and grinned. “I’ve been quite excited all morning, Mr. Punch.” She giggled. “Who would have imagined that I would ever refer to poor, pale, timid Fallbridge as ‘Mr. Punch’?”

“It’s an immeasurable comfort to me that you do, Your Majesty,” Punch replied, becoming more relaxed.

“May I see them?” the Queen asked. “The puppets?”

“Certainly, Your Majesty.” Punch nodded. “Shall we sit?”

“No.” The Queen sighed. “Not yet. Sitting is torture. The little beast presses on me when I’m seated.” She placed her hand over her pregnant belly. “I’d prefer to stand.”

“As you wish,” Punch smiled. He set the basket on the polished floor of the red drawing room and removed the figures of Punchinello and Dog Toby.

“Oh, they’re lovely!’ The Queen smiled. “Just lovely.”

“Dr. Halifax’s brother carved them, Your Majesty.” Punch announced with pride.

“Who is your brother, Dr. Halifax?” The Queen asked.

“He is called Cecil Halifax, Your Majesty,” Robert answered softly. “He is a sculptor.”

“Here?” The Queen asked.

“No, Your Majesty. Not any longer, however, he did have a showing at the Royal Academy before leaving for America. My brother was employed by a waxworks in New Orleans—making handsome effigies.”

“I see.” The Queen nodded. “A waste of talent, that.”

“So he thought, too.” Robert continued. “Presently, he has returned to more traditional work, Your Majesty. However, as a gift he did make these figures for Mr. Pu…for His Grace.”

“No, no.” The Queen grinned. “Call him ‘Mr. Punch,’ while you’re here. If you please.”

“Yes, Your Majesty.” Robert nodded.

“I confess, I find the whole of it to be quite fascinating.” The Queen continued. “Shall we begin?”

“Will the Prince Consort and your children be joining us, ma’am?” Mr. Punch asked.

“Oh, no.” The Queen said gaily. “This is a treat just for me.”

“Ah,” Punch replied. “What an honor.”

“I’m glad that you think so.” The Queen answered playfully. She looked at Robert. “Stand by me, Dr. Halifax. We shall watch together.”

“Yes, ma’am,” Robert nodded.

The Queen narrowed her eyes. “You don’t like to be away from him, do you? Not even just these few steps away?”

“No, Your Majesty.”

“I understand.” The Queen said. “I feel the same about Prince Albert. Still, you can stay by my side. We’re friends, you and your Queen.”

“I’m honored to be at your side, Your Majesty.” Robert answered.

“Begin!” The Queen chirped.

“Your Majesty,” Mr. Punch began—finally feeling confident enough to speak in his own voice. “Today, we’re here to see what these fine wooden chums will say to us. Though they are but made of wood, they feel the same pride what me chum and I do, they do. We stand before our Queen, and our mission is to amuse!”

“We are already amused, Mr. Punch.” The Queen replied with considerable delight. “We are most amused.”



Did you miss Chapters 1-53 of Mr. Punch of Belgrave Square? If so, you can read them here. Come back tomorrow for Chapter 54.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Punch's Cousin, Chapter 54

Here!” Punch shouted to the man with the pistol, “Shut yer gob!”


“Are you sassin’ me?” The man said threateningly, aiming the pistol at Julian’s head.

“Don’t know what that means. All you humans ‘round here talk so bloody strange.” Punch grumbled. He knelt down next to Robert. “Didn’t get ya, did he?”

“No.” Robert stood up with Punch’s help. “Just startled me.”

“I’ll do more than startle you!” The man said. “What’re ya doin’ on my property?”

“Didn’t know we was on yer property,” Punch shouted back. “Don’t know where we are! Not as if we just set about to come and bother you. So, put your fool toy away and let us be.”

“Dear Lord, Mr. Punch, do let me handle this.” Robert rasped.

“Sir, I am Robert Halifax. We…” Robert began.

“Halifax?” The man lowered his pistol. “Not related to Cecil, are you?”

“Cecil is my brother. We’ve come from England to see him.”

“What’s with your friend? Is he stupid?”

“I ain’t stupid! Smarter than you’ll ever be, you fat sack!” Punch spat.

The man raised his pistol again.

“Sir,” Robert said quickly. “My friend means no harm. He’s just spirited.”

“I’ll say.” The man grunted. “Cage. I’m Edward Cage. This is my property.”

“Mr. Cage,” Robert responded with as much charm as he could muster, “Cecil has told me so much about you.”

“Did he mention I don’t cotton to trespassers?” Edward Cage barked.

“He did, actually.” Robert smiled weakly. “We’ve become a bit disoriented in the dark, here. We had no intention of wandering onto your land. I assure you.” Robert coughed.

“You sick?” Mr. Cage asked.

“No. It’s the dampness in the air.” Robert said, clearing his throat.

“Dampness…huh.” Punch muttered.

“Because we don’t want any sick folk around here. Talk of a fever, you know—out in the bayou. Nasty stuff.”

“No, I didn’t know.” Robert said. “However, there’s no need for concern, I don’t have any sort of illness.”

“Why are you and your angry friend out in the middle of the night—walking through people’s fields?” Edward asked, finally lowering his pistol.

“To look for me chum what’s been taken.” Punch answered. “And if you think I’m angry now, just see what I’m like if you push me.”

“Mr. Pun…errr…Julian!” Robert hissed.

“What’s his name?” Edward asked.

“This is Julian, Lord Fallbridge.” Robert said.

Mr. Punch frowned. “Yes. That’s right. That’s who’s standin’ here.”

“Not this one. The name of the man that’s been taken?” Edward growled.

“Naasir.” Robert answered.

“Sounds like a colored fella.” Edward laughed.

“He’s African.” Robert explained. “He is Lord Fallbridge’s valet.”

“Someone took your slave?” Edward Cage smirked. “That’ll get a man hanged in these parts.”

‘He ain’t a slave,” Mr. Punch groaned. “He’s me chum even if he is a foreigner. Don’t have no slaves.”

“Your friend is tetched.” Edward guffawed.

“He’s just different.” Robert said firmly.

“Same thing.” Edward grumbled. “I can’t help you. Now, kindly, leave my property.”

“Of course. Please, Mr. Cage, do forgive us. We truly meant no harm.” Robert said.

“Sure you didn’t. But, you gotta be more careful around here. This isn’t like London.” Mr. Cage said. “But, your brother’s a good fella, so I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.”

“Come along, Pun…Lord Fallbridge,” Robert said, correcting himself.

“Wait a tick.” Punch said. “Here! What’s with all them statues in there?”

“Models for the museum.” Edward answered sharply. “Not for public display yet!”

“I’m only askin’.” Punch muttered.

“Please,” Robert pleaded.

“Fine.” Punch frowned. They began to walk off back toward the Fontanals’ Plantation.

“Hey!” Edward Cage shouted after them. “Don’t go tramping through the same ground.”

They paused and looked—confused—at Edward Cage.

“Go to your right and walk up the road on the hill.” Mr. Cage ordered. “And, then, you might as well check the Rittenhouse place for your lost slave. Seems to me that folk who’re missing often end up there. Can’t miss it—highest point in Marionneaux.”

“Thank you.” Robert called back.

“Now, get!” Edward barked.

“Rittenhouse…” Punch muttered. “That’s where that sick-makin’ Nanny is.”

“I don’t know why I didn’t think of it before.” Robert panted. “How could I have been so blind?”

At that very moment, Naasir flinched as be felt his skin begin to tingle from the heat of the growing fire. He knew that the alcohol on his skin would make his whole body flash like lightning, yet he did not scream nor show terror of any kind.

“She is here,” he whispered.

‘What’s he sayin’?” One of Naasir’s captors grunted.

“Who cares?” the other laughed.

A smile crossed Naasir’s lips as he saw the shadowy figure of a dark-haired woman come up behind the two men. With two swift motions, she clubbed them both on the back of the head with a piece of firewood. They each fell to the ground with a sharp thud.

As quickly as the flutter of a bird’s wings, she was at Naasir’s side, the firelight illuminated her face.

“I know your eyes.” Naasir said weakly.

“No you don’t.” The woman whispered.

“Yes, you have his eyes.” Naasir continued.

“Quiet!” The woman demanded. “Listen, if you don’t get out of here, I’ll kill you myself.” She untied him quickly. “Go. Hurry!”

“Thank you, Miss.” Naasir said as she helped him to his feet.

“Go!” The woman repeated. “That way—down the hill.”

“You came as I knew you would—the great beauty.” Naasir continued—still dazed.

“Hurry!” The woman said again.

“What shall I call you?”

The woman paused, and smiled. “My name is Barbara Allen.”





Did you miss Chapters 1-53? If so, you can read them here. Make sure to come back on Monday, September 27 for Chapter 55 of Punch’s Cousin.