Mr. Punch of Belgrave Square, Chapter 165

Chapter 165: 
False Magic 


“Vi…your hair!” Ethel gasped as Violet and Charles came into the Duke’s bedchamber. They both stepped over Finlay as they entered.

Violet reached up and ran her fingers through the electric mess of gold which was once her lustrous locks. “It’ll grow.” She nodded to her friend.

“Thank God you’re back.” Jenny exclaimed. “We were awful worried.”

“Charlie,” Mrs. Pepper smiled. “Glad to see you ain’t been hurt, love.”

Charles smiled.

“Yes, Charles,” Speaight croaked weakly.

“His Grace told me what happened to you, Sir.” Charles said, approaching Speaight. “Are you well?”

“I will be.” Speaight nodded.

“Where’s His Grace, then?” Georgie spoke up.

“He and the doctor are still in the passage. They found us.” Violet explained.

“They’ve given us instructions,” Charles nodded.

“They got a surprise for everyone.” Violet grinned. She glanced at Finlay who remained on the floor, tied-up and whimpering. “’Specially for you, Finlay.”

“Seems like you got Finlay well in hand.” Charles winked at Mrs. Pepper.

“We’ve done our best, Charlie.” Mrs. Pepper returned the wink.

“It were me what bound him.” Ethel boasted.

“I helped.” Jenny snapped.

“She helped.” Ethel muttered.

“How you feelin’ there, Finlay?” Charles shouted toward the man.

He didn’t respond.

“Are you crying, Finlay?” Charles asked.

“He sure is.” Georgie Pepper smiled.

“Sad because some girls got the better of ya?” Violet jabbed.

“No, he’s scared, he is.” Mrs. Pepper spoke up. “We been talkin’ ‘bout what to do with ‘im.”

“Oh?” Charles raised his eyebrows.

“We thought we’d make a nice Finlay curry.” Ethel grinned.

“That’s enough of that.” Gamilla snapped. She’d returned to her spot by Gerard’s bedside and was, once again, holding his hand. “No point in teasin’ the man further. I’ve taken care of it. He knows what his end will be.”

Charles and Violet glanced at one another.

“Gamilla done somethin’ to ‘im.” Ethel said quickly.

“I didn’t do nothin’,” Gamilla shrugged. “I only opened a door for the man.”

“Door?” Violet asked.

“Say, Gamilla, you didn’t open no door.” Ethel chirped. “All ya done was sprinkle some powder on ‘im from that little pouch what you wear on that bit of leather ‘round your neck.”

“I don’t mean a real door, dear girl.” Gamilla said softly. “I mean only that the gris-gris is a kind of door.”

“Gamilla…” Charles began.

“It’s too late, Charles.” Gamilla interrupted.

“What’s she mean?” Ethel asked. “Charles, what’s this ‘gree-gree’?”

“It’s a kind of magic in which Gamilla’s people believe.” Charles answered plainly.

“You believe, too, Charles. You’ve seen the gris-gris at work. You know it’s no false magic.”

Charles nodded.

“What’s she done to me?” Finlay moaned finally. “What’s she done?”

“Give ya what you deserve!” Ethel laughed.

“Charles,” Violet whispered. “Hadn’t we better do what the Duke said?”

“Yes.” Charles nodded. “His Grace has asked us to make sure that everyone is seated comfortably. As comfortably as we can be—all of us crammed into this room. The Duke asked that we arrange chairs on that side of the room.” He pointed toward the side with the bed in which Gerard still lay. “Georgie, can you grab a couple of chairs from the nursery?”

“Sure, Charlie.”

“Mrs. Pepper,” Charles continued. “His Grace asked that you hold Master Colin and that you stay as far from Finlay as possible. He’d like Gamilla to remain at Gerard’s side.”

“Of course I’ll hold the little angel.” Mrs. Pepper said, rising and going to the cradle.

“He’d like Georgie to hold Dog Toby.” Charles went on.

“Did ya hear?” Mrs. Pepper asked her son as he carried two occasional chairs into the room.

“Yes, Mum.” Georgie nodded. He brought the chairs near the bed and went to pick up the terrier.

“His Grace also asked that Ethel, Jenny and Vi all sit near one another.”

The girls did as instructed.

Charles looked at Mr. Speaight. “You, Sir, are to remain where you are provided you’re comfortable there.”

Speaight nodded.

“What of me?” Finlay sputtered.

Charles walked over to Finlay and grabbed him by his bound feet, dragging him across the floor toward the fireplace.

“What’re you doin’ to me?” Finlay yelled.

“Making sure you can see.” Charles smiled.

“See what?”

“The surprise that the Duke has for you.” Charles chuckled.

“Just let me go.”

“Finlay, if what I’m thinking is correct and Gamilla’s done to you what I suspect she’s done, we could untie you and you’d never be able to go anywhere. You’ll never escape. Besides,” he shrugged. “You won’t want to miss the Duke’s surprise.”

“Whatever could it be?” Jenny whispered

“Here, maybe Mrs. North is alive still.” Ethel suggested.

“It’s not that,” Charles shook his head sadly. “Though I wish it were. Still, it’s something equally strange, but not so miraculous.”

“I beg you,” Finlay moaned. “Release me.”

“I’ll fetch His Grace and Dr. Halfiax.” Charles continued, ignoring Finlay’s plea. He glanced down at the man. “Cheer up, Finlay. This surprise is more for you than anyone else.”



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Punch's Cousin, Chapter 165

In their private room deep within Julian’s body, Mr. Punch lay on the plush carpet of the floor that only the two of them could see.


“Chin up, Mr. Punch.” Julian said softly.

“Don’t see how you can be so calm,” Mr. Punch moaned.

“Have we just met?” Julian joked. “Am I not always visibly calm?”

“Visibly, maybe.” Mr. Punch muttered.

“But, you know otherwise…”

“Course I do.” Mr. Punch grunted. “Nobody knows what goes on with you better than I do.”

“So, you won’t be fooled if I seem distant and unaffected by our situation?”

“’Spose not.” Mr. Punch sighed. “Only I don’t see why you’d need to pretend inside your own body.”

“Perhaps I’m trying to not upset you further than you already are.” Julian replied.

“Well, that’s awful kind of ya.” Mr. Punch said, sitting up. “You always have been kind. Haven’t you?”

“I’ve tried.” Julian nodded.

“Even when folk’ve been awful to ya. You were kind to the Duchess and the Barbara and even to the wretched nanny. You always been nice to the servants and to the people what tried to get ya to sell ‘em jewels for much less than what they’re worth. You’re gentle with folk what treated ya like ya was the dirt on their boots.”

“So, it makes sense that I’d be even more so gentle with my other half, yes?”

“Yes.” Mr. Punch nodded. “Master…”

“Please, Mr. Punch,” Julian interrupted him. “I think it’s time you stop calling me ‘master.’ If anything, we’re equal. In fact, I’d say that of the two of us, you’ve become the ‘master’ now.”

“Oh, no.” Mr. Punch shook his head. “I know me place, I do. This body is yours, it is. I can’t forget that it were you what give me life. If I don’t call ya ‘master’ what is it I should call ya? Gotta show ya some respect I do. Want for me to call ya, ‘Your Lordship’?” Mr. Punch paused. “No, that won’t do. You ain’t a Lord no more, but a Duke. Maybe I should call ya ‘Your Grace” like the others.”

“How about calling me by my name?” Julian smiled.

“No.” Mr. Punch objected. “I couldn’t.”

“Punch,” Julian smiled. “We share a body. It’s quite acceptable to call me by my given name.”

“Very well,” Punch grunted.

“Now,” Julian nodded. “I interrupted you…”

“Right.” Punch nodded. “I was gonna ask ya somethin’. Are ya scared?”

“Scared?” Julian smiled. “I’m always scared.”

“Well, I know that.” Punch sighed. “But, I mean, are ya scared of what’s happenin’ right now?”

Julian thought about it for a moment. “I suppose I should be. But, I’m not. Usually the unknown frightens me. We’re certainly facing the unknown right now, aren’t we? However, dor some reason, I’m not afraid. Perhaps it’s because we’re here together. Perhaps it’s because I know that Robert and Marjani are out there fighting to protect us. Maybe it’s a combination of the two things. I don’t know. But, no, I’m not afraid.”

“Why can’t I hear them?” Mr. Punch stood up and began pacing again as the room grew redder and hotter around them.

“I suspect they’ve left us alone.” Julian answered thoughtfully.

“Why’d they do that?” Mr. Punch asked.

“I couldn’t tell you.” Julian chuckled. “Most likely to give us a rest. Or, perhaps, to fetch something that we need.”

Punch strained to listen. “I think I hear something again.”

Julian nodded. “You do.” He smiled at Mr. Punch. “You see, they’ve come back.”

“I hear the baby crying.” Punch said. “Poor little fella. He don’t know why his Uncle Punch can’t play with him. Coo! I hope they’re not gonna let him get too close. If I—we—got a fever I don’t want him catchin’ it.”

“I don’t suspect it’s the kind of fever that he could catch.” Julian shook his head.

“Wonder if they’re feedin’ the dog.” Punch continued, beginning one of his chattering rants. “So much what needs lookin’ after and us here not able to move…”

“I’m sure that they’re taking care of everything that needs attention.” Julian replied gently. “Do settle down, if you can.”

Punch grunted, and flung himself into the chair across from Julian, wiping the sweat from his imaginary brow.

“Here, what do I look like?” Mr. Punch asked.

“What do you mean?” Julian smiled.

“I just wiped me face and what I felt didn’t feel like no puppet head. What do I look like? If I’m in here with you, and I can see that you look like you, what do I look like?”

“You look like me—like us.” Julian said. “The man I see in here with me looks like Julian, the Duke of Fallbridge.”

“Here,” Mr. Punch said, feeling his face. “You mean, I don’t look like a puppet no more?”

“No.” Julian shook his head. “You look like the man that you are.”

“Coo.” Mr. Punch repeated. He paused. “What’re they doin’ out there?”

“Let’s just be quiet and listen for a moment.” Julian said softly. “Besides, we need to conserve our energy. The more we move around in here, the hotter it becomes.”

“Right,” Punch nodded.

Together, they listened.

Outside of their body, Marjani and Robert had gathered Cecil and Adrienne. Adrienne held the baby who whimpered restlessly in her arms. She looked with worry at Julian’s sweating body.

“I say,” Cecil grumbled. “Just how is Marjani intending to get Naasir up here? The man can barely sit, let alone walk. Is it absolutely necessary to disturb him?”

“She says it is,” Robert shrugged. “I don’t know what she’s doing. But, I trust her.”

“So, do I.” Adrienne nodded.

“I’m glad for ta hear it.” Marjani smiled as she came into the room, carrying Naasir in her arms. Again, Marjani carried the man as if he was simply not a burden at all.

“Good Heavens!” Cecil barked. “Let me help you, woman!”

“I got him.” Marjani said sweetly. “You could move a chair over by the bed, if you would.”

“Certainly.” Cecil did as instructed.

Marjani gently placed Naasir in the chair. He looked up—clearly in pain—and studied Julian.

“Oh, Great Man of the Rocks, I hate to see you in pain.” Naasir croaked.

“We hate to see you in pain, too, Naasir.” Adrienne whispered.

“My pain will pass.” Naasir answered softly. “I’m afraid that the Great Man’s pain has only just begun.”

“Are you strong enough to begin?” Marjani asked.

“I am.” Naasir said softly.

“Mrs. Halifax,” Marjani said, “Will you place young Master Fuller next to His Grace?”

“I will.” Adrienne said, putting the baby on the bed next to Julian’s boiling body.

Naasir painfully reached forward and put his charred hands on Julian’s chest.

“Let’s begin.” He said.



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