Chapter 30:
An Unexpected Rise
and Fall
The decanted
wine in its glimmering crystal vessel shone as red as the rubies which Gerard
had seen in the Duke’s jewel case.
Gerard eyed the decanter and sighed.
It did look inviting.
“Gerard?” Charles whispered as he walked through
Speaight’s pantry to collect some of the serving pieces he’d forgotten earlier.
“Just lookin’.”
Gerard winked. “Ain’t no harm in
lookin’.”
“No, Gerry.”
Charles smiled. “However, His Grace and
the doctor will be headed into the dining room in about five minutes. We want the wine on the sideboard.”
“Sure,” Gerard
nodded. “Don’t know why we put it out at
all. His Grace never has any and the
doctor might have one glass and that he doesn’t even finish. What happens with the rest of it?”
Charles
whispered, “Look in at Mr. Speaight some evening just after upstairs dinner.”
“No?” Gerard’s
eyes widened. “Likes a nip, does he?”
“I’m not sayin’
he does. I’m just sayin’ we open more
wine bottles than we see the masters empty.
Come on, Gerry, you’ve seen Mrs. Pepper and Mr. Speaight after
dinner—back by the larder.”
“They’re havin’
their end of day meetin’ to get ready for the followin’ day.” Gerard answered
innocently.
“Yeah,” Gerard
chuckled. “With a little drop of wine to
oil the gears.”
“That don’t seem
right.” Gerard frowned.
“Ah—the doctor
knows ‘bout it, I’m sure. He doesn’t
mind.” Charles shrugged. “Now, let’s get on, then.”
Gerard nodded,
picking up the wine tray and heading from the pantry. “Guess they can handle it better than I. One sip and I’m a wild man.”
“I’m with you,
mate.” Charles smiled. “Can’t take one
drop before I’m a clown. Never could
hold spirits. Nor even med’cine.” He paused.
“Careful on the stairs, then,” Charles warned.
“Why?” Gerard
asked, not slowing down.
“Ethel scrubbed
the steps. The stone’s all wet and
slick.”
“Ain’t it early
for that? She ain’t ‘sposed to do that
‘til the end of the night.”
“Said she had
done her duties in the scullery and wanted to get ahead. You should have heard Mrs. Pepper screaming
at her. Oh—did she blubber, Ethel did!”
“Is that what
that was?” Gerard laughed, carefully mounting the stairs. “I thought someone was killin’ a cat in the
mews.”
“What’s all this
talk, men?” Mr. Speaight asked. “The
masters will be coming down any minute!”
“Yes, Mr. Speaight.” Charles nodded.
Watching the men
hurry up the slick stairs, Mr. Speaight grew pink in the face. “Mrs. Pepper!” He shouted.
“Hasn’t that girl wiped these down yet?”
“Little fool’s
in the scullery cryin’ her eyes out.”
Mrs. Pepper called back from her kitchen.
“More water…”
Speaight grumbled. “Meanwhile, we’ll all
break our necks.”
“I’ll do it, Mr.
Speaight,” Violet volunteered, hurrying out of the servants’ hall.
“Thank you,
girl.” Speaight smiled. “But, it’s
Ethel’s responsibility. Besides, I need
you to bring up the nursery dinner.
Gamilla’s lighting the drawing room lamps.”
“Yes, Sir.”
Violet nodded.
“Mind the steps,
then.”
“Yes, Sir.”
Mrs. Pepper
wandered out of the kitchen, wiping her brow on the hem of her apron. “Well, then, Mr. Speaight. Everything’s upstairs.”
“And, it smells
lovely, Mrs. Pepper.” Speaight grinned.
“You’ve outdone yourself once again.
That roast is a masterpiece”
“Saved some for
our own supper, too.” Mrs. Pepper said proudly.
“Thought we deserved a treat this week, I did.”
“And, we do.”
Speaight winked. “We’ll talk about it
during our meeting tonight.”
“That we will,
Mr. Speaight,” Mrs. Pepper blushed.
“That, and, of
course what the doctor spoke with me about this morning.”
“I’m ever-so
excited, Mr. Speaight,” Mrs. Pepper grinned broadly. “Oh, but it’s been years since I’ve made a
grand cake like that. I’ll do those fine
men proud I will. It’ll be a proper
celebration. Ain’t it a treat to be in a
house where there’s cause to celebrate?
Yes, I’ll make a grand cake for His Grace.”
“I have no
doubt, Mrs. Pepper.” Speaight nodded.
“Now, why don’t you rest your feet?
Jenny can get downstairs dinner on the table. The boys and I will be down in about an
hour.”
Mrs. Pepper
nodded.
“And for God’s
sake, get that girl out of the scullery and have her wipe down these steps,
please.”
“Oh, aye…” Mrs.
Pepper scowled. “I ain’t through with her. Mark my words.”
Speaight
chuckled as he climbed the slick steps, entering the mansion’s grand foyer just
as the Duke and the Doctor were coming down from the drawing room.
“Dinner is
served, gentlemen.” Speaight smiled politely.
Looking quite
handsome in his evening clothes, Dr. Halifax nodded. “And not a moment too soon, Speaight. I’m famished.”
“Is it beef? Coo, but I love beef!” Mr. Punch asked,
forgetting for a moment to affect his “Julian, Duke of Fallbridge,” voice for
Speaight’s benefit.
“Yes, Your
Grace.” Speaight nodded.
Mr. Punch
blushed.
Speaight nodded
again.
“Oh
bugger!” Punch groaned.
Robert laughed
heartily.
Speaight
couldn’t help but chuckle.
Punch looked to
Robert who nodded. “Go on, Your Grace.”
“Listen,
Speaight, butler chum,” Punch continued.
“I gotta tell ya somethin’.”
“Yes, Your
Grace,” Speaight nodded.
“Sure you know
by now that I’m different.”
“Delightfully
so, Sir.”
“See, each
night, we go into that fine dining room to eat them good vittles what Mrs.
Pepper makes and I dread it—which ain’t right cuz I love to eat so much. You know?”
Speaight
smiled.
“But, I dread
it, see, cuz I gotta talk like the Duke.
Sure, I’m the Duke, I am, but I’m also…well…” Punch mumbled.
“You owe me no
explanation, Sir.” Speaight shook his head.
“This is your home. You may speak
in any manner you like whether I’m present or not. With respect, Your Grace, I have noticed that
you are called ‘Mr. Punch’ by Dr. Halifax.
This knowledge will never leave this house nor does it cause me to waver
in my unceasing respect and loyalty to you.
My position is to keep the household running smoothly and to ensure the continued happiness of the masters. You,
Sir, no matter how you speak, are the Duke of Fallbridge. You are the master of this house. You are free to do as you like. I am here to protect your freedom and happiness.”
“Thanks,
Speaight.” Mr. Punch smiled.
“And, if I may
be so bold, Sir…I rather like to hear you speak in this manner. I find it charming.”
“What a relief!”
Mr. Punch whooped. He, then, sniffed the
air. “Dinner…” he mumbled, wandering into the dining room.
“Speaight,”
Robert began, hanging behind.
“Obviously…”
“I will not say
a word of it to the others downstairs, Sir.”
“Thank you.” Robert
nodded.
“Nor to anyone
outside of the household. Am I correct
in assuming that Charles, Gerard and Gamilla know of this already?”
“Yes.” Robert
nodded. “Since they served His Grace in
New Orleans where this particular persona first became dominant, they are quite
familiar with him. Miss Barrett was told
as well so that His Grace could maintain complete freedom in interacting with
our son.”
“Very good,
Sir.”
“I realize,
Speaight, that ours is a rather unconventional household.”
“The best always
are.” Speaight replied thoughtfully.
“I’ve worked for peers before, Sir.
Never, of course, of the rank of His Grace, but high enough. And, I must say that in the finest homes in
London, the people that we expect to be the most rigid are often those who are
the most uninhibited. I’m grateful that
this is a household of joy. I’ve seen
others, Sir, which were not.”
“Still, you’ve
been asked to accept quite a lot.”
“As I see it,
Sir, I have two fine gentlemen as masters who have given all of us the most
comfortable and pleasurable of homes.”
“You’re a
treasure, Speaight.”
“Thank you,
Sir.”
“Chum!” Punch
called from the dining room. “Dinner!”
Speaight looked
down to the black and white marble floor of the foyer and grinned.
“We’d best get
in there, Speaight.” Robert chuckled.
Unlike past
dinners in the monumental dining room at No. 65, this one was
light-hearted. Speaight was proud that
the doctor and the Duke had entrusted him with their secret and Charles and
Gerard, having realized that Speaight had become aware, were more relaxed than
usual. While they didn’t participate in
the gentlemen’s dinner conversation, they felt comfortable enough to smile as
they two men chatted. And, as the three
staff members stood in the grand room, even though they were servants, they
felt as if they were part of the family.
“So, I were
thinkin’, chum,” Mr. Punch said, pausing to chew a giant mouthful of
roast.
“About what,
dear Punch?” Robert responded, also more relaxed than usual.
“Maybe we ought
to paint this room,” Punch replied, looking around.
“Why?” Robert
asked. “It’s such a lovely room.”
“Only it don’t
match the rest o’ the house what’s all bright and cheerful. All the other reception rooms is coral and
turquoise and yellow. This room is
gray…”
“I think it’s
quite handsome. The white pilasters,
mouldings and the mantelpiece look quite fine against the gray plaster.”
“They’d look
better if the walls was a color.”
“What did you
have in mind?”
“Maybe
purple. Or red!” Punch chirped. “Here, boys, what ya think?” He looked to Gerard, Charles and Speaight.
They didn’t
answer.
“Well, come on!”
Punch smiled. “You’re in here as much as
we are. More,l really.”
“Didn’t you
choose the gray, Your Grace?” Charles asked.
“Nah…” Mr. Punch
shook his head. “This were the only room
that weren’t changed when we…er…I…bought the lease to the house. It were gray before.”
“Your Grace, the
paintings all look quite fine on the walls, Sir.”
“But, they’re
landscapes. Italian landscapes at
that! Charles, your people is from
Italy. Ain’t it a colorful place? Wouldn’t these handsome paintings look better
against a color?”
Charles was
terribly pleased to be asked his opinion.
“When I was a boy, Sir, we lived in a very grand home. Our dining room also had paintings like
these. Good paintings from masters. Our walls were a lush red.”
“See?” Mr. Punch
smiled proudly.
“Red would look
handsome.” Robert nodded.
“I can arrange
for some painters, Your Grace,” Speaight nodded.
“I’d like that.”
Mr. Punch nodded eagerly.
“They’ll help
you select the exact color you want.”
“Hooray!” Mr.
Punch chirped. “That’s the way to do
it!”
All five men in
the room smiled, feeling at ease.
“Here!” Mr.
Punch continued. “I also had another
thought!”
“Yes?” Robert
chuckled.
“Remember when
we received the announcement of Lady Chitsworth’s daughter’s christening?”
“Yes.” Robert
nodded.
“Seems to me we
ought to see that Colin’s christened.”
“I hadn’t
thought of it, really.” Robert squinted.
“What you
think?”
“I think we
should.” Robert winked.
“That way, his
name will be his forever. See?” Punch looked up at Speaight. “When Dr. Halifax and I adopted Colin, we
just gave him that name after my father.”
“Sir Colin
Molliner.” Speaight nodded.
“But, since he’s
to inherit my title one day, and be the tenth Duke of Fallbridge, he should be
christened and given a proper name.
Don’t ya think?”
“I do, Sir.”
Speaight smiled.
“How do we go
about that?” Mr. Punch asked.
“I can made
those arrangements for us,” Robert beamed with pride.
“Good. But, don’t we gotta give the boy a name?”
“He has a name.”
Robert grinned.
“Well…sure, but
a big name.”
“I don’t
understand.”
“Well, when
Julian…” Punch began. He paused, looking
at Speaight. “Well, when I was
christened I were called Julian Edward Matthew George Molliner. And, now, I’m Julian Edward Matthew George,
Ninth Duke of Fallbridge. See? A big name.”
“Yes.” Robert
chuckled.
“And, you got a
big name, too.”
“Not as big as
yours.” Robert teased.
“Well, still,
you’re Robert Henry Halifax. Yes?”
“I am.”
Punch
blushed. “I gotta say it. Especially since Speaight knows ‘bout me
now. That’s the Duke’s name what I just
said. Me own name—as I like to think
it—is Punch Molliner.”
“As you wish,
Sir.”
“Cuz, I’m two
men in one.” Punch continued. "See?"
“I’m beginning
to see that, Your Grace.” Speaight nodded politely.
“Do you think
it’s odd?”
“Not terribly
odd, Sir. Perhaps, more than anything,
it’s interesting. And, frankly, Sir, I
find it difficult being just one man sometimes.
So, surely, you’re stronger than I am.”
“That’s a nice
way to say it, Speaight.” Punch grinned
“Ain’t you kind?”
“Well, Sir…”
Speaight blushed.
Mr. Punch,
clearly quite excited, continued, speaking very quickly. “So, my son—he’s gonna need a good big name
what’s befittin’a future Duke. After
all, he’ll be called ‘Lord Fallbridge’ when he’s older. So, he’s gotta have a name to go with the
‘Lord.’ So, we gotta decide ‘fore he’s
christened.”
“What did you
have in mind?” Robert asked.
“I want Robert
to be his second name.” Punch said firmly.
“Do you?” Robert’s
eyes widened.
Gerard, Charles
and Speaight all grinned with pride.
“Course!” Punch
chirped. “That way he’ll be named for
you and me pa.”
“I’m honored,”
Robert replied, his voice catching in his throat.
“We’re gonna
need a couple other names.” Punch continued.
He looked at the staff. “Charles,
when you was born in Italy, you wasn’t called ‘Charles.’ What was you called?”
“Carlo Giuseppe
Iantosca.” Charles replied. “It means “Charles
Joseph.”
“Nice.” Mr.
Punch chirped. “What ‘bout you, Gerry?”
“I’m just Gerard
Gurney. Nothin' more.”
“And you,
Speaight?”
“I was
christened ‘Morris Samuel Speaight,’ Your Grace.”
“All good names.”
Punch sighed.
“May I make a
suggestion, Sir?” Gerard spoke up.
“Sure!” Mr.
Punch smiled.
“What about
Colin Robert Julian, Sir?”
“I like that,”
Mr. Punch nodded slowly. “Chum?”
“I think that’s
perfect.” Robert sniffed. “But, it’s missing something.”
“What’s that?”
“I know it’s an
unusual suggestion, but…Colin Robert Julian Punchinello.”
“The archbishop
would think we’re mad!” Punch laughed.
“Let him.” Robert shrugged.
"I am touched, though, I am." Punch replied gently.
“If I may be so
bold, Sirs,” Charles spoke softly. “For
the last year, I’ve heard Dr. Halifax refer to His Grace as ‘dear Punch.’ Perhaps you could, instead of Punchinello,
create a new name ‘Dearpunch.’ It could
sound like a family name that was adapted and would not raise as many eyebrows
as Punchinello.”
“That’s
brilliant, Charles.” Robert smiled.
“Lord Colin
Robert Julian Dearpunch Molliner, future tenth Duke of Fallbridge.” Punch
grinned broadly. He nodded. “That’s the
way to do it.” He looked to his
valet. “Thank you, Charles. Oh, it's settled. Ain't it grand? A fine, fine name what me boy can be proud of!"
“Yes, Sir.”
“Pudding now!”
Punch whooped. “To celebrate!”
“I’ll fetch it.” Charles said quickly.
Gerard and
Speaight began to clear the dinner plates, taking them behind the ornate screen
at the farthest end of the room so that, after dinner, they could be loaded
onto the dumbwaiter.
Gerard glanced
at Mr. Speaight and smiled. “Everything
all right, Mr. Speaight?”
“Very much so,”
Speaight nodded, his voice filled with emotion.
“Never in my entire life in service has the master ever asked my opinion
in something as simple as the color of a room.
With that, I was touched and honored.
But, to include me—to include all of us—in the naming of the heir—it’s
quite remarkable. Quite remarkable.”
“They’re
remarkable men, Mr. Speaight.” Gerard
nodded.
“More than I
realized.”
The peaceful joy
of the dining room was so wonderful and embracing that neither Speaight nor
Gerard nor even the Duke nor the doctor heard Ethel and Jenny scream as Charles
tumbled down the slick staircase—landing in a heap of livery and silver at the
entrance to the servants’ hall.
Did you miss
Chapters 1-29 of Mr. Punch of Belgrave Square?
If so, you can read them here. Come
back tomorrow for Chapter 31.
4 comments:
Lord Colin Robert Julian Dearpunch Molliner, perfect! I just love it!
I'm with you. Love the name! Hope Charles is ok.
It's a wonderful name, a perfect name. So clever. I knew when Ethel left the stairs wet that someone would fall, but I thought it would be Spetghe since he was getting so much attention. If Charles is badly hrt this could be a really big problem!
Very touching.
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