Showing posts with label Chapter 56. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chapter 56. Show all posts

Monday, February 10, 2014

A Recipe for Punch, Chapter 56




Chapter 56
The First Exit


Robert and Charles each grabbed one of Gerard's arms to prevent him from ramming his shoulder into the grating of the crypt again.

"It's no use, Gerry."  Charles whispered.

"All you'll accomplish is injuring yourself."  Robert added.  "Remember, it hasn't been very long since you've recovered from your stabbing."

Gerard panted.  "We can't stay in here."

"And, we shan't."  Robert replied calmly.  "Someone is bound to come along soon enough and release us."

"Oh?"  Gerard panted again.  "I mean on disrespect, Your Lordship, only, how often does anyone come back here?"

"Surely, Mr. Quick will pay a visit to the chapel at some point.  Even if he doesn't, the vicarage is just nearby.  If we keep shouting, we'll be heard."

"How do we know that it wasn't this Mr. Quick who locked us in here?"  Charles asked.

"Surely it was Jackson or Hargrave."  Robert squinted.  He sighed.  "Though why I give the parson any more credit just because he's a man of the cloth, I don't know...he was just as thick with the Duchess as the other two from what I've been made to understand."

"Now you see why I been willin' to risk my shoulder."  Gerard nodded.  He rubbed his eyes.  "I can't stand it a moment more, Sir.  Our families must be frantic.  What must Gamilla be thinkin'?  A woman in her...condition, Sir.  It can't be good for 'er.  And what of His Grace?  With the shock he just had, and you not back by now?"

"I know..."  Robert nodded.

"And, all this death 'round us."  Gerard continued.

"Steady on,."  Charles shook his head.

"I can't 'elp it, mate."  Gerard inhaled.

Robert looked around the crypt.  "I cannot accept that this is the only exit."

"I was just thinking the same, Sir."  Charles replied.  "In building such a burial chamber, some sort of trap must have been considered for displaced soil when adding additional vaults.  It wouldn't be carried out through the chapel."

"I wouldn't expect so."  Robert shook his head.  "I did not, however, get a good enough look at the facade of the structure to see where in the foundation there might be a hatch."

"Perhaps..."  Charles began...

He didn't have time to finish his thought.

The sound of the crypt gate opening interrupted him.  It swung open with a creak, as quickly as it had closed and locked.

The three men exchanged confused glances.

"Let's don't waste a minute."  Gerard said quickly, rushing out of the crypt.

Robert and Charles followed him.

Climbing the stairs to the surface of the chapel, they looked down upon the chapel gate which closed behind them.



Did you miss Chapters 1-55 of A Recipe for Punch?  If so, you can read them here.  Come back tomorrow for Chapter 57.





Thursday, June 7, 2012

Mr. Punch of Belgrave Square, Chapter 56


Chapter 56: 
Away for Awhile 


I think it went well,” Mr. Punch smiled as he and Robert entered the front door of No. 65 Belgrave Square. “Her Majesty seemed pleased.”

“She was more than pleased.” Robert nodded. “In fact, I think she was beside herself with joy. My dear, you were very clever. I’ve never seen a more enjoyable puppet show.”

Mr. Punch shrugged. “Just did what came to me.”

“And, with two puppets. And no fit-up! Did you write down your routine beforehand?”

“No.” Punch blushed. “I kinda jus’ let the puppets do what they wanted.”

Robert chuckled. “I’m so proud of you.”

“Me?” Mr. Punch chirped. “What ‘bout you? After you examined Her Majesty, she confessed to me that you were, undoubtedly, the most gentle physician she’s ever known.”

“I assured her that her pregnancy is quite normal. Still…”

“Yes?”

“I had to be honest with Her Majesty.” Robert sighed.

“Was there a problem?”

“Not really…” Robert shook his head. “It just seemed to me that the fetus was quite small given the advanced stage of her pregnancy.”

“That don’t sound good.” Mr. Punch squinted

“Dear Punch, there’s no cause for alarm. Some children are small. Considering the size of the Queen and Prince Consort, it’s not unsual that they should have a diminutive child.”

“Oh.” Punch nodded. “Good.” He reached for Robert’s hand and led the man up the stairs. “Let’s go to the drawing room, then. It’s tea time. We earned it.”

“We most assuredly did.” Robert agreed.

“Yes,” Punch continued as they entered the sumptuous drawing room. “I’d call it a success. Her Majesty was pleased, Prince Albert enjoyed talkin’ with me ‘bout gold and teeth and killin’ stags. The Queen is in good health and she spoke with Sir Richard on our account about the…” he paused. “About the incident. I think we’re finally getting’ back to our quiet life.”

“I certainly hope so.” Robert sighed as he rang for Speaight.

“I been thinkin’, Chum.” Punch said brightly as he sat down.

“As have I.” Robert nodded. “I wonder if our thoughts match up.”

“They usually do.” Punch grinned. “We need to make plans, we do.”

“When do you want to have it?” Robert replied.

“Come again?”

“Colin’s christening.” Robert smiled. “That’s what you were thinking, yes?”

“Oh…well, in part.” Punch nodded slowly.

“In part?”

“Yes.” Mr. Punch continued. “I think we ought to put that off ‘til after her Majesty’s child is born.”

“That’s good thinking.” Robert agreed. “But, you said, ‘in part.’ What’s the other part?”

“Well, chum, I been thinkin’ maybe we ought to get away for awhile.”

“Away?”

“Sure, out of London. Not for long—maybe just a fortnight. I sent me designs for the Queen’s birthday jewels to the goldsmith and they won’t be ready for at least a fortnight. Colin’s getting’ bigger each day and is strong ‘nough for travel. I reckon you could find someone from the clinic to look after your patients for a few days.”

“I’m sure I could.” Robert answered.

“Then, while we’re away, we could plan Colin’s christenin’. And, get some rest.”

“Are you proposing that we go to Fallbridge Hall?” Robert asked.

“Well, no.” Mr. Punch shook his head. “The other day, when we was talkin’ to Miss Barrett ‘bout Scotland, I got thinkin’ ‘bout Grange Molliner. I’d love to take you there. After all, it’s your home, too. Lots of land for Dog Toby to explore and places for us to play with Colin. Weather’s getting’ warmer each day, so, it’s the best time to go.”

“It’s a long journey to Aberdeenshire.” Robert raised an eyebrow.

“Sure, but Colin did so well on the ship from America. Poor lad’s gone there and back before he was one year old. Surely a carriage ride to Scotland wouldn’t bother ‘im.”

“I don’t suspect so.”

“’Course, we’d have to take some of the staff. The grange ain’t got a full staff since no one lives there. We’d certainly gotta take Charles and Gerry. Probably Speaight, too. Mrs. Pepper, ‘course. I’d wager we’d need Gamilla. And, we gotta take Miss Barrett. We could leave Vi and Hutchinson here to look after the place. Vi could use Jenny and Ethel.”

“How can we leave Hutchinson here?” Robert asked playfully. “You’re not going to sit atop the carriage are you?”

“No!” Punch snorted. “I thought we’d hire carriages and drivers. One for me and you and Colin and Dog Toby. One for Speaight, Charles and Gerry and one for Mrs. Pepper, Gamilla and Miss Barrett.”

“You have given this quite a lot of thought.” Robert tilted his head to one side.

“I have.” Mr. Punch sighed. “The last week—well, since the whole kerfuffle with Mr. Stover—it’s been a burden. I thought maybe a trip to Scotland might rejuvenate us.”

“Wouldn’t it appear suspicious?” Robert squinted. “While the Queen has assured Sir Richard that there’s no legal issue, there are still rumors flying around London.”

“They’re gonna fly whether we’re here or not.” Punch nodded.

“I suppose so.” Robert frowned. “However, what if her Majesty should…well…what if the child comes earlier than expected?”

“Oh—I hadn’t thought of that.” Punch sniffed.

“She may wish me to be available. Prince Albert hinted that Their Majesties would like for me to attend, but, nothing was concluded.”

“Do babies come early?” Punch squinted.

“Often.” Robert chuckled.

“Didn’t know that.” Punch sighed.

“I do like the idea of taking Colin to Scotland.” Robert said quickly. “I truly do. And, I’d like nothing better than to see your father’s ancestral home and spend some quiet time with you. It’s a wonderful idea.”

“But, you’re correct. We’d best wait.” Punch smiled. “I understand. Furthermore, I ‘spose Miss Barrett wouldn’t be eager to be too far from her brother presently. Sides, we should probably have another man in the house before we go. If we take Speaight, Gerry and Charles, we should at least leave a page here.”

“That’s true.” Robert replied. “We’d best fill the position as soon as possible. I’ll talk with Speaight about it in the evening.”

Just as Robert said this, Speaight entered the drawing room. “My apologies, Sirs, for taking so long.”

“We were just talking about you, Speaight.” Robert smiled.

“Favorably, I hope, Sir.” Speaight smiled.

“Course!” Mr. Punch chirped. “We were just discussing that we need a new page.”

“Oddly enough, Your Grace, that’s why I was tardy.” Speaight grinned.

“Oh?” Mr. Punch smiled.

“Yes, Sir. It seems an excellent candidate for that very position has arrived unexpectedly downstairs.”

“Hmmmm…” Punch narrowed his eyes. “Historically, unannounced visitors to this house don’t work out so well for us.”

“I think this young man will be an exception.”

“Why’s that, Speaight?” Robert asked.

“This young man had impressed me greatly.”

“Does he have references?” Robert inquired.

“One very influential one.” Speaight grinned.

“Who is this?” Punch asked.

“His mother.” Speaight nodded.

“Well, I think it’s safe to say that the majority of mothers would give their sons a favorable recommendation.”

“This one is special.” Mr. Speaight continued.

“What’s his name?” Punch asked.

“George Pepper.” Speaight replied happily



Did you miss Chapters 1-55 of Mr. Punch of Belgrave Square? If so, you can read them here. Come back tomorrow for Chapter 57.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Punch's Cousin, Chapter 56

Mr. Punch lowered Julian’s head and gazed at the baby in his lap. He tickled Fuller’s stomach again and the child shrieked with glee.


He sighed, “Naasir, me chum, are you sayin’ that the lady what helped you looked like Lord Fallbridge?”

“Yes,” Naasir nodded slowly.

“And, she called herself ‘Barbara Allen’?”

“Yes, Mr. Punch.” Naasir responded.

“Couldn’t be.” Mr. Punch shook Julian’s head. “Couldn’t be that beast what’s his sister, could it?”

“Iolanthe Evangeline did say that Lady Barbara wasn’t in New Orleans. She said that Her Ladyship had gone off to take care of some business. Why her business brought her to Marionneaux, I can’t imagine.” Robert coughed.

“I can imagine.” Punch said slowly, still looking at the baby. “She’s with that Nanny what makes little boys keep secrets. I’ll bet you they was together the whole time on the ship. I’ll wager you that Barbara was under our noses the whole time we was sailin’ here. See, I knew. I could feel her. Me master knew, too. I remember ‘im thinkin’ it.”

Robert helped Naasir into the nursery and sat him down in the bentwood rocker near the bassinette.

“Naasir,” Robert began, “Can you remember anything else about the woman you saw last night?”

“She came up from the shadows, Dr. Halifax, just as was written. I was told even as a small boy that a dark beauty would rise from the smoke to snatch me from the flames.”

“Whew!” Punch grumbled, “What kind of bedtime story was that for yer ma to tell ya?”

“A true one, Mr. Punch.” Naasir said. “And, so it happened. The dark beauty came up from behind the men and hit them with some timber. She untied me and set me free.”

“That don’t sound like Lady Barbara.” Punch muttered, “That one never lifted a finger to help nobody.”

“She said she would kill me herself if I didn’t hurry to leave.” Naasir continued.

“That,” Punch laughed, “sounds like Lady Barbara.” Punch’s smile faded.

“What is it, dear Punch?” Adrienne asked.

“What does a human life cost?” Punch said slowly.

“Pardon me?” Adrienne said.

“Iolanthe Evangeline asked me that when we was at her place. She asked me if I knew what a life cost. I thought she was barkin’ mad when she asked it. Life don’t cost nothing, it don’t. Just the wear on the body, so it’d seem. But, then she said somethin’ ‘bout a ‘fresh, new life.’” Punch tickled the baby again. “A life like me nephew’s. A sweet new life.”

Adrienne blanched. “Robert told us that Lady Barbara bore a child.”

“A child what she didn’t want.” Punch continued. “A child what she wanted to get rid of. One what Iolanthe Evangeline could sell like it were some kind of gammon.”

“But, who in Marionneaux would want to buy a child?” Adrienne asked. “All of the families here have as many children as they could want. In fact, just recently, Carling Rittenhouse bore a lovely little girl, Afton. She’s sweet if not delicate.”

“That’s where she is—that Nanny. She came here, she said, to look after the babe you just mentioned. That’s where Barbara is, too.” Punch frowned.

“Naasir was coming down the hill when you found him. The only residence at the peak of La Colline Cramoisie is the Rittenhouse Plantation. Surely, that must be where Naasir was taken and where he saw this ‘Barbara Allen.’” Cecil thought aloud.

“So, that’s where we’ll be goin’.” Punch rose, gently cradling the baby in Julian’s arms.

Adrienne took Fuller from him. The baby began to cry.

“Oh, there, there,” Adrienne cooed at the child, “Uncle Punch will be back soon.”

“Sure I will, little chum.” Mr. Punch smiled at the infant. “We’re gonna sing songs, you and I, we are. Happy songs what will make you laugh. Not songs ‘bout ungrateful girls what don’t care ‘nough ‘bout people.”

“Mr. Punch,” Robert began, “I understand that we need to visit the Rittenhouse home, but we must do so with caution. We will need to have a map of what we’ll say and do.”

“Or we could just go over there an’ smack ‘em with sticks ‘til they talk.” Punch winked.

“I prefer my method.” Robert sighed.

“Figured ya would.” Punch laughed.

“I’ll help Naasir to the cabins,” Cecil said.

“Thank you, Mr. Halifax, but I can manage. I will lie down, if you don’t mind. Just for a short while.”

“We insist,” Robert nodded firmly.

“Cecil,” Adrienne said, “Do follow Naasir downstairs and see to it that Chidi or Gamilla walks with him.”

“Of course, Darling.” Cecil smiled, following Naasir out.

“Shall I leave you two to talk privately?” Adrienne asked.

“Course not! We got no secrets from ya—not ‘bout this anyway.” Mr. Punch answered. “Very well, Chum, tell me ‘bout this map you want to make for our visit.”

“To begin with, you’ll need to act as Lord Julian would act.” Robert started.

“Why?” Punch asked.

Robert chose his words carefully. “Because I think that we will have a better chance of finding out what we need if Julian appears to be at the helm.”

Punch frowned. “But, he ain’t. I’m the one what’s here.”

“You’ve pretended to be Lord Julian before.” Robert responded.

“I know, but I like bein’ me-self. ‘S easier, it is.” Punch grumbled. “Don’t see why I have to pretend to be somethin’ I ain’t. Don’t you like me as I am?”

Robert’s face fell. “Certainly, I do. Very much. I like both of the men who occupy Julian’s body—equally.”

Fuller began to cry again. Adrienne picked him up. “Ah, I see that our young master wants changing.”

“We’ll leave you to it.” Robert said quickly. “Mr. Punch, will you come with me to my room?”

“’Course.” Punch nodded Julian’s head.

“I’d like to speak with you further.” Robert continued.

“I didn’t do nothin’.” Punch grumbled.

“No one said you did.” Robert smiled. “We’re just going to talk.”

“Right.” Punch grunted.

Alone in the nursery, Adrienne changed Fuller, humming softly as she powdered him. Suddenly, she became aware of the fact that someone else was with her. She finished her task, and gently placed Fuller in his bassinette.

Adrienne turned slowly and narrowed her eyes at the two men that were standing behind her.

“Surely you don’t think that I’ll go quietly,” She smiled.



Did you miss Chapters 1-55? If so, you can read them here.